Coffee: Not Just a Beverage Anymore

I glanced over at this fellow and thought he had an intersting look to him. Later as I was looking at the picture on my computer, I noticed that his socks were blue. At first I was apalled to think that anyone would wear blue socks with brown slacks. Then I came to the stunning realization that the socks work with the blue tiles! And the rest of his ensemble matches with the brown tiles. It is obvious this man did not buy this coffee with the intention of drinking it. Notice how it matches so splendidly with his clothing? Coincidence? I think not. This whole scene smacks of careful planning. Perhaps he is like those people pretending to be statues, but his goal is subtlety. He wants to perform without seeming like he's performing. He wants to pass as just another guy at the mall. But we've found him out. Ha ha! Then again, maybe he is just some random guy.